Texts From Last Night

September 21, 2011 § Leave a comment

Not that I’m pround of the fact that I actually find Texts From Last Night entertaining over top.. but I think I have some friends who are able to take it to another level.


Do homeless people shop at Acne? Because it would be possible not to pay rent and not to eat for a couple of months.

In reference to 2,730 EUR coat.


Fake It Till You Make It

September 15, 2011 § 1 Comment

It’s part of being Eastern European a woman to fake stuff. Fake tan, fake eyelashes, fake Louis Vuitton handbag, fake you know what.  Well i say fake brain too!

Mmm… Just in case you sit next to some guy on a plane, who happens to be a neuro-surgeon /former professional snowboarder volunteering at a dog shelter during weekends? Shine your brain out!

You will need something suggesting that you are a modern Marie Curie. Such as reading “Intelligent life” ? The name of the magazine directly points out your brain, and don’t be afraid to be too straightforward – men do not get hints anyway.  As for looking genuinely entertained when reading about the world’s capital… please see the magic trick below:

Marie Curie… Marie Claire… same same.

COS Treat

September 2, 2011 § Leave a comment

I was having lunch with this french guy at La Défense right after hitting COS Store in Paris at Rue De Passy last Monday. Needless to say, I had to share my goodie bag with someone.

Lesson of the day, kids. Do not try to explain  that a top can be cool because it is shapeless and resembles a potato sack to a person working at La Défense. They will not, I repeat, they will not understand this.

Trop Lobster Rouge in Corsica

September 1, 2011 § Leave a comment

I’m pretty much going to bad bloggers’ hell  for my constant fail to share my vanity with the rest of the world at least a couple times per week.

However I do have a proper excuse this time. I was getting a lovely skin tone (a.k.a. Trop Lobster Rouge) and sipping Margaritas. Usually tequila and writing ain’t a match made in heaven, even though some of my essays on International Business Development or Corporate Responsibility might have went against  the odds.

Anyways, I shall be forgiven. After all I’m juggling a full-time job, my masters degree and blogging. I just need a baby, and I will practically become a female version of Clark Kent. Happy days!

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