Texts From Last Night

September 21, 2011 § Leave a comment

Not that I’m pround of the fact that I actually find Texts From Last Night entertaining over top.. but I think I have some friends who are able to take it to another level.

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Do homeless people shop at Acne? Because it would be possible not to pay rent and not to eat for a couple of months.

In reference to 2,730 EUR coat.

Fake It Till You Make It

September 15, 2011 § 1 Comment

It’s part of being Eastern European a woman to fake stuff. Fake tan, fake eyelashes, fake Louis Vuitton handbag, fake you know what.  Well i say fake brain too!

Mmm… Just in case you sit next to some guy on a plane, who happens to be a neuro-surgeon /former professional snowboarder volunteering at a dog shelter during weekends? Shine your brain out!

You will need something suggesting that you are a modern Marie Curie. Such as reading “Intelligent life” ? The name of the magazine directly points out your brain, and don’t be afraid to be too straightforward – men do not get hints anyway.  As for looking genuinely entertained when reading about the world’s capital… please see the magic trick below:

Marie Curie… Marie Claire… same same.

COS Treat

September 2, 2011 § Leave a comment

I was having lunch with this french guy at La Défense right after hitting COS Store in Paris at Rue De Passy last Monday. Needless to say, I had to share my goodie bag with someone.

Lesson of the day, kids. Do not try to explain  that a top can be cool because it is shapeless and resembles a potato sack to a person working at La Défense. They will not, I repeat, they will not understand this.

Trop Lobster Rouge in Corsica

September 1, 2011 § Leave a comment

I’m pretty much going to bad bloggers’ hell  for my constant fail to share my vanity with the rest of the world at least a couple times per week.

However I do have a proper excuse this time. I was getting a lovely skin tone (a.k.a. Trop Lobster Rouge) and sipping Margaritas. Usually tequila and writing ain’t a match made in heaven, even though some of my essays on International Business Development or Corporate Responsibility might have went against  the odds.

Anyways, I shall be forgiven. After all I’m juggling a full-time job, my masters degree and blogging. I just need a baby, and I will practically become a female version of Clark Kent. Happy days!

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