November 23, 2011 § Leave a comment
So I know that my french beau has been getting a lot of attention here lately. I figured that he is fed on attention anyway – that’s fine.
But oh trouble. Apparently the frenchie isn’t really Mr Happy Pants when it comes to me referring to him as a “boytoy“. I have a feeling that I might have touched a very sensitive topic here – a western guy dating a gold-digger from a Post-Soviet country anyone?
What else I am with him for if not financial guarantees, better life for my communists family and a couple of leopard print coats with black mink fur collar? Spot on.
Anyways, now he is threatening to buy me a burqa. I kid you not.
I did some desk reasearch on my end and some of these are pretty fancy. I could so rock baby blue. Marylin Monroe MUCH?
November 21, 2011 § 1 Comment
I honestly would love to go supertramping and living in the Alaskian wilderness one day.. foraging for edible roots,
hunting bunnies and bambies, camping in a derelict bus or like.. whatever else you do when you are in the wild?
On another hand.. I’m not sure if I would ever have the guts to survive without a mascara for a month? Or that CLINIQUE chubby stick lip balm (05 Chunky Cherry)? or baby-jesus-forbid greek yogurt with granola? I would need to go around mountains looking for wild cows to milk. And even though there’s great chance that those cows will be skinny, hence I reckon produce low-fat milk (?), my manicurists wouldn’t be too happy.
Kidos. Huettenpalast (whatever-you-pronounce-it) in Berlin. That’s what I’m talking about. So into the wild – just with croissants, no mosquitos and white duck down duvets.
November 19, 2011 § Leave a comment
So you must have heard by now that mr Kim Jong-il , the North Korean leader, passed away last night. And while South Korea puts its military on alert, boosting surveillance along the 155-mile border, one of the world’s most heavily armed frontiers, to detect any unusual signs from the North Korean military, I can not stop thinking about the future of Kim Jong-il looking at things. Boots, X-ray, Doner Kebab, soft drinks, frozen veggies. Blink blink.
I do not now who’s the genius behind the blog, but as Kim Jong-il has pretty much stopped looking at things, he/she better be shifting focus somewhere else.
Kim Jong-Un plastic surgeries anyone?
November 17, 2011 § Leave a comment
November 15, 2011 § Leave a comment
Ok. So my boy-toy went all sugar-daddish
after months of me hinting and got me an ACNE dress. Happy two years!!
As peachy as it sounds, it brought a serious dilemma into my life : who do I love more – THE boy-toy or THE dress. Of course in the end I decided that all this stress is bad for my skin, and it doesn’t really matter as I can actually have them both. D’oh!
But then it all suddenly came together. So I know that the boy-toy fancies Pippa Middleton (eww, right?). And you see this ACNE delicate contrasting colored fabric covered button back neck closure?That is soooooo something Pippa would wear!!
Here goes a new dilemma into my life: who’s in a bigger trouble now – the boy-toy or Pippa.